Alright.
You may or may not know this about me.
BUT, secretly, I'm a giant Trekkie/Trekker. (I'm not sure if I would run or walk to Leonard Nimoy)
I realized this about a month ago, when my boyfriend and I were watching the Trekkies movies on Space Channel for something to do while we drank martinis.
When Matt commented on how much he was learning about Star Trek, it struck me as odd that so much was familiar to me.

I love Star Trek.
Especially The Next Generation. Which is the point of this post.

I hate the new series 'Enterprise'
I hate Captain Janeway on Voyager, because she's pretty much the Martha Stewart of the Federation, and I wish Tuvak had killed her in that one episode where he had an exciting brainfriend that made him stabby.
I also think Captain Picard is FAR superior to Captain Kirk.
And that, really, is the point of this entry.

Captain Kirk, while more or less a good captain, in spite of his reliance on Spock for guidance, is a HUGE manwhore.
That man has babies in every fucking sector. He doesn't care if his bitches even look remotely humanoid as long as they're willing to give him a peice.
This, I beleive, is Kirk's greatest weakness as a Captain.
God knows how many episodes there's been some sort of conflict where Kirk either has to do what is right, or what will be beneficial for him and his ladyfriend.
Kirk gets action every episode, but it doesn't make him more manly or captainly.
I think Kirk puts his penis before his captain duties.
I mean... Hello Prime Directive! I wonder how many of Kirk's fuckbuddies have acheived warp drive. (if you have no idea what I'm talking about, nevermind)
Kirk oozes sexuality in a blatant sort of way, which is disinteresting, because you know he's going to get some like whoa.

But Picard.
Picard is a REAL man.
He too oozes sexuality, but not in a concious way. He's all business, a dedicated captain, and still unbeleivably sexy.
That's right folks. I think Picard is absolutely delicious.
Picard isn't bald, it's merely a solar panel for a sex machine.
But he doesn't take advantage of his sexiness. I mean... how many times has Deanna Troi's mom hit on Picard with zero reciprocation? And even though Deanna marries Riker in one of the movies or something, she totally masturbates thinking about Jean Luc.
And I'm sure Picard knows this.
How could he not?
Captain Picard is the George Clooney of the Federation. The perpetual bachelor with women fawning at his feet.
Picard is careful with his sexual favours. With Picard, it's not an instantaneous roll in the sack, he does not bounce from woman to alien every episode.
With Picard, women who want to jump his bones, must wait their turn.
And how long they will be waiting is entirely up in the air.
Deanna Troi waited all 7 seasons of The Next Generation, and ended up having to settle for Riker. (I know they were together before they were both stationed on the Enterprise-D, but why do you think they didn't get back together? PICARD is the answer.)
Natasha Yar got so desperate in her wait for Picard, that she turned her attentions on to Data.
Beverly Crusher, also stationed as a widow under Picard's command, had to wait her turn.
But unlike the others, Beverly got her turn. That's why she left Enterprise-D for a short time.
She came back, because she wanted ANOTHER turn.
(which she allegedly got, as in one of the movies it turns out that the two married and then divorced, but for some reason I think that happened in an alternate dimension or something, I don't know.)

And Picard's ability to keep all these women's bosoms a-heaving in anticipation for a taste of his lovin', I beleive, makes him a far superior man to Kirk's lechery.


And that is all I have to say about that.